People that know me well enough can attest to my frequent and perhaps frustrating habit of not listening to voicemail. My outgoing message usually says something along the lines of “please note, I do not listen to my voicemail, but here are the best ways to contact me…”
Please allow me to explain. I hate voicemail. It’s a technology that was a good solution at the time it was invented, but by now there’s really no excuse for anyone to use it anymore. Everyone that has access to a phone should have access to email, or the web, or have some way of contacting me through some other mechanism that is much more convenient for both me and the person trying to get in contact with me.
Voicemail is weird and awkward, for both the person recording a message and the person listening to it. I have to listen to someone on the other end, perhaps nervous or uncertain of what to say because they were expecting to hear my voice instead of having to leave a message.
Voicemail isn’t succinct or thought out like emails, text messages, or instant messages. People often ramble in voicemail messages, and there’s no way for me to jump into their head and remind them to get to their point as they are leaving me their message.
Voicemail is far too asynchronous. I prefer technologies that allow me to both receive my message and reply quickly, as close to real time as possible. Voicemail typically means a 2-3 hour turnaround time, and sometimes the return call I make ends up being longer than I intend – I really only want to tell you what you called me about, it’s nothing personal, but I can’t talk to you for twenty minutes about your trip to Florida.
Voicemail gives people a false sense of immediacy. People sometimes leave “urgent” voicemail messages. Odds are, even when I did listen to voicemail routinely, it would take me 2-3 hours to return a call.
Voicemail is far too linear. I have to listen to it from start to finish. Sure, you can skip parts of a voicemail, or fast forward it, but then there’s no way of knowing what it is that you might be skipping. Is it the most important part? Who knows. And yes, I know there are services (like PhoneTag) that transcribe your voicemail into email, but that only solves a part of the problem – the part about me having to listen to the voicemail in the first place. And besides, I don’t want to pay for a service that transcribes my voicemail into email. I just don’t want to listen to your voicemail message at all.
It’s really nothing personal. I just want a solution that works better for us both, something faster and less asynchronous, something very cheap, and far less time consuming for us both. Here’s hoping that 2009 sees less voicemail for everyone.
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